ultramundanr.

I'd like to buy a vowel.

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jrwasu:

my-name-is-shawn:

h0pelesslydevotedtoyou:

“I’m sorry” I said.


Eddie, Charles & Mary Lee Hancock - 664-2686
{The closest book I had was the phone book :/}

“Where would they fit?”Oh I have an idea… Hahah. ;)

“”Will you keep it down!?”, he bellowed.”
Ahem. 

It calmed people down and let us do our job.

In that instance he knew just what to do.

“Christ is the new Adam; believers are the new human race.”

These desolate hills are said to be accursed by an ancient evil.

zamula:

juxtapiration:

jsmaiero:

wonderfulment:

jrwasu:

my-name-is-shawn:

h0pelesslydevotedtoyou:

“I’m sorry” I said.

Eddie, Charles & Mary Lee Hancock - 664-2686

{The closest book I had was the phone book :/}

“Where would they fit?”
Oh I have an idea… Hahah. ;)

“”Will you keep it down!?”, he bellowed.”

Ahem. 

It calmed people down and let us do our job.

In that instance he knew just what to do.

“Christ is the new Adam; believers are the new human race.”

These desolate hills are said to be accursed by an ancient evil.

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