ultramundanr.

noodlesandbeef:

Take 12 of the Dylan Pose™, or “Oh hey, I finally found a tiny little tricep there.”

ilovecharts:

-peticanoe

Today I passed a woman on the sidewalk who was dressed normally and didn’t smell. I didn’t notice her as I was approaching her path. When I passed her she yelled at me, “GET OFF MY BACK, FAGGOT!” I looked surprised. “WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY WALLET?” I said no, of course not. “THEN YOU’RE TRYING TO RAPE ME!” I just said “Whatever, Crazy.” and kept walking.